The Bite
One man. One tender. One hollow center that stared back into the void. Philosophers called it “breading.” Degens called it home.
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TENDOOCHIE chicken tender coochie
Behold the tender. Behold the hole. Behold the man who understands both. This is $DOOCHIE — the only memecoin brave enough to look you in the eye while you eat.
May the odds be ever in your crumbs.
No CA yet. No invented mint. When it drops: pump.fun / Solana first, Robinhood chain next. Official socials only: @wetdrool on X · @wetdrool on TG. Not financial advice. Crypto is a deep fryer — you can get burned.
01Crispy outsideSoft inside
02Zero utilityInfinite lore
03Two chainsOne tender
04CA TBANo fake addresses
Origin lore (scientifically unreviewed)
The Name
TENDOOCHIE = tender + doochie. Chicken tender coochie. If you need it explained twice, you’re not ready for the chart.
The Law
No roadmap longer than a drive-thru receipt. No VC bags of frozen nuggets. Just culture, crumbs, and the courage to post the photo.
“I didn’t invent the tender. I just took a bite and saw God.” — anonymous founder energy · wetdrool.com
Two chains. One $DOOCHIE.
Dropping soon. Not live until CA is published. Don’t trust random DMs. Don’t trust “official” replies from accounts with 3 followers and a microwave pfp.
Phase 1 · first
Solana · pump.fun
- Culture coin rail
- CA posted when live
- No pre-fake mint
STATUS · DROPPING SOON
Phase 2 · later
Robinhood chain
- Second surface narrative
- Not a brokerage listing claim
- No “listed on Robinhood” until true
STATUS · DROPPING SOON
Contract address
$DOOCHIE CA · SOLANA
COMING SOON — NOT LIVE
Drop-ready. When the mint is live, paste into config.js or run scripts/drop-ca.sh MINT and redeploy. Until then: if someone DMs you a mint, they’re serving freezer-burn tender.
Seriously. Verify the mint character-for-character. Official drop also on @kingofqueens6ix · site socials @wetdrool (X) + @wetdrool (TG).
Official drop @kingofqueens6ix
Primary CA post. If it ain’t this tweet + this site, it’s freezer-burn.
“Tokenomics” (joke math)
SupplyEnough for the whole cafeteria
LPHopefully not cold
TaxJust the emotional kind
UtilityMakes group chats weirder
Roadmap1. Tender 2. ??? 3. Chart
TeamGuy with the hat (pictured)
This section is comedy. Real allocations publish with the launch docs if/when they exist. Not financial advice.
Meme lab
$DOOCHIE (TENDOOCHIE) — chicken tender coochie coin. Official art is the bite. Solana pump.fun first, Robinhood chain phase 2. CA TBA on wetdrool.com only. Socials: X @wetdrool · TG @wetdrool. Not financial advice. Only the tender. 🍗